Flashhog.com Site Review
written by: Wendy Nelson-Wyckoff
From the world of flash sites comes the humorous Flash Hog. Produced by Bob and Travis, this site is undeniably aimed at the 15 to 25-year-old mail audience, the drunker the better. The site features cartoons, games and jokes too.
The opening scene is of a hog, flashing you. Get it?
FLASH HOG. His flash takes you directly to the 'hogalizer' machine, which serves as the homepage. With the push of a button the hogalizer can transport you to 'Da Toons', where the entertainment is. Or you can go to find out a little about Bob and Travis and learn how
to get a custom cartoon for yourself. There is even a place to buy Flashog merchandise like cups and t-shirts, as well as links to other sites.
Two of the games, Kritters and 3 guys, could be used as sobriety tests. The critters make animal sounds while the three guys make "guy" noises. The concept is to follow and repeat the pattern of sounds. If you can't score at least 10, you probably shouldn't drive.
The most popular game has to be Mammary Memory. Anything involving boobs has got to be good, right? Remember playing memory as a kid? Same concept only all grown up. Choose Lulu on the first page of
the "Movie-Matic Machine" to play. Click on the pretty blonde with the large breasts who raises her shirt to flash a pair of objects. Your job is to click on her matching pair.
My personal favorite is Juan. If you're into puns, this
is the game for you. It takes a little bit of thought but is well worth it. Also requiring some thought is the Swami and his card trick. Pay close attention and it becomes quite clear. No I'm not going to reveal his secret, that's for you to figure out.
The artwork is similar to Joecartoon.com ,but without the
blood, admittedly not as funny or gross. It looks like a good place to waste some time on-line. I found the site to be humorous and crude, but not offensive. It made it to the best flash site list at www.bestflashsites.de .
Other reviews may be found at www.rockschool.com and www.fierce.com . They agree that Flash hog is worth checking out. I rate it a very modest PG-13 and relatively safe for children.
